The Sair Finger

An Ode to Jimmy's Finger.

You've hurt your finger? Puir wee man! Your pinkie? Deary me! Noo, juist you haud it that wey till I get my specs and see!
My, so it is - and there's the cut! Noo, dinna greet nae mair. See there - Dr Rex MD(geriatrics) has got a plaster! I'm sure that wasna sair?
And noo, to make it hale the morn, Put on a wee bit saw, And tie a Bonnie hankie roun't Noo, there na - rin awa'!
Your finger sair ana' Ronnie? Ye rogue, You're only lettin' on. Weel, weel, then - see noo, there ye are, Row'd up the same as Jimmy!

Future Recommendations from the H&E Executive

Use a pair of walking poles on outings

Wear a cycling helmet when walking over rocks( this will also protect you near wind farms).

8 April Naewhere

Naebody came and naebody went,
Maist o’ us were somewhere else,
Even thaim that were naewhere,
Went elsewhere.
Jings! I wish I’d hae been there,
Tae see a’ the fun.