20 February Portincross Circular

We gathered at Johnny’s this morning. We might have met elsewhere but Johnny promised coffee and scones so we gathered there. Well done again, J

With respect to the weather, the day was a disappointment after the spell of frosty nights and calm sunny days. Although the thermometer said it was milder than of late, there was dampness in the air and a threat of rain and the wind off the sea made it feel colder than it actually was. When we arrived in the car park at Portincross the fist tentative spots of rain hit us. The side of caution won the debate over waterproofs - best to prepare for the worst. So we set off in waterproofs and in a light shower of rain.

Our fist port of call was to examine the ruins of Portincross castle set on its defensive spit of land. Much more of this remains than was first thought. Jimmy talked of history, Peter admired the stonework and Davie cursed the steel safety fence round the bottom that prevented a full circuit of the building. They retraced their steps to join the rest of the group. Davie also cursed the rolls of razor wire and ‘keep out’ notices that topped a small crag and ran into the scrubby wood. Quite rightly, for this is lethal looking stuff and does nothing to improve the look of the place.

We walked on with the wind blowing the drizzle into our backs. The track took us along the raised beach under the old sea cliffs. These cliffs are impressive, rising to around two hundred feet and reputedly the haunt of peregrine. Davie promised us birdlife but apart from some eider at the start of the walk, only two fulmar and a few gulls flew around the cliffs. And nothing was on the choppy sea. To improve the mood of the group Davie told us of the murder that took place in the house under the cliffs sometime in the early nineteen hundreds. A cheerless tale to suit the mood of the day. But at least now, the rain had gone. Jimmy, the optimist, pointed out the brightness in the western sky and the Wee Cumbrae was becoming clearer by the minute but the waterproofs stayed on. Johnny recalled a visit to the Wee Cumbrae many years ago and, since he made it sound extremely interesting, a similar visit by the Ooters was mooted. Johnny would suss-out the possibilities. Then we were round the corner of Huntertson point and into the lea of the headland. Hunterston nuclear power station became the topic of conversation for we were now beside the very thing. Pros and cons were debated in the usual vociferous way with Jimmy’s opinion for being soundly (appropriate?) defeated by Johnny’s argument against.

The group now split into two - the bird watchers and the others - for there were birds to be seen on the sheltered bay. The aviphiles saw eider and widgeon and mallard and teal, curlew and oystercatcher and black-headed gulls, shell duck and redshank and black-backed gulls. The non-birders saw jucks and broon burds. A tree creeper crawled its way up a saugh by the side of the road. Davie promised us birds and he delivered. The advanced group waited for the other and, eventually, the two were united.

We were on tarmac now and would stay on it for the rest of the walk. A cycle-way past Hunterston Castle was taken. The conversation was crap. Literally. Jimmy regaled the company with a description of the practicalities of sampling faeces for bowel cancer screening. Not to be outdone, Rex told of the anal cleansing needed before an endoscopy. Then we stopped for lunch. Delicious.

Post lunch the way lay along what must have been an estate entrance road for metal fences lined it and gateposts stood where it met the Main Largs road. Another byway took us back towards the sea. Holly’s stick throwers were out of form today and we had to duck a more than once as wayward branches were mis-thrown. Rex wins the prize for the highest mis-throw of the day. A microlight airplane was examined in the passing as was a house ‘built the wrong way round’. Flocks of greylag geese and thirty or forty curlew delighted the birders as we walked down towards the shore road and West Kilbride golf course. Tatties were being planted in a field near the car park and Peter managed to pick up some spillage from the roadside. We are all going to his house in the autumn for chips.

A shorter walk than of late but an interesting one and some new territory for a few of us.

PW We gathered later that evening for a curry to celebrate Davie joining the bus-pass brigade. OK, his birthday is not officially until next week but it was the best night for most of us. All together now, ‘Happy birthday to you,…………’

Help

Help! I need commentary for the following walks to be included in the Annals of the Early Ooters.
If you could see your way to scibing a few words of description it would be appreciated by all the Ooters.

2006
9 March Byne Hill, Girvan
28 June River Ayr - Sorn to Catrine
19 July River Ayr
26 July ???????
20 September ???????
27 September Muirkirk to Glenbuck
2007
7 February Tinto
13 March Ben Ime
4 April ???????
11April ???????
25 April Upper Clyde Cycle - Davie and Rex
13 June ???????
5 September Darvel to Eaglesham
12 December Knock Hill, Largs 2

At the moment I am working my way through 2007 and if there are any memories of any of the walks of that year please let me know.

For Jimmy

100 Number facts about the Early Ooters:-

The Early Ooters consists of 1000 young (for their age) men.

110 took part in the Muirkirk – Glenbuck walk.

10 had excuse notes from their better half.

We have £10000 pounds, plus a few pennies, in the “kitty”.

For Johnny

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

13 February Cairn Table and Glenbuck Loch

St Valentine’s Summer arrived early this year, starting on the ninth of the month, but it continued at least until today. When six of us - Alan, Davie, Jimmy, Johnny, Paul and Rex - gathered at the Institute at Muirkirk the sun was already warming the air after the frost of the night. Despite this frost, Jimmy felt it necessary to don gaiters for he knew the way ahead to be boggy. Davie, on the other hand, knew the frost would have hardened the ground and dried it out. Jimmy was mocked. Incessantly.

We walked southward along the old Sanquhar road, into the spring-like sun. The frost had cleared and only a thin crust of ice lay in the puddles. So the way ahead would be mucky after all? The going was easy now, the crack was good - Alan recalled shooting the white hares here. No wonder there’s none left now - and the Sanquhar bridge was reached without effort. Then came the hard and mucky bit. The old road was left and the path through the heather to the west shoulder of Cairn Table was taken. Davie was right. The frost had dried the ground sufficiently and any squelchy bits were easily avoided. Jimmy was mocked.

The slope steepened and we climbed through increasingly stunted heather on the dry flank of the hill. Elevenses were called and we halted at a cairn somewhat more than half-way to the summit. The view had been increasing in compass as we climbed and at coffee it was checked out. It was mainly to the west, down the valley of the Ayr to the coast. The peaks of Arran just showed above a clag hanging over the sea - ‘Polution’, said someone. ‘Atmospheric fog’, said Paul, ‘caused by the cold air meeting the warm water’. (Paul knows things.) Snow still lay in stripes on the New Cumnock and Galloway hills to let us know that it was still February despite the unseasonal warming of the day. We were now on the dry shoulder of the hill, the thin, dry peat overlying porous sandstone. Jimmy was mocked.

The climb to the summit was easy. The spring near the top was examined and an attempt at repair was made for the pipe was loose. But this was less than successful and the pipe stayed loose. Some time was spent on the top of the hill for this was a day to tarry there. The view was extensive. From Ben More in the north, through Arran (showing more clearly as the sea fog burned off) in the west, the Galloway hills and the Lowthers in the south to the Culter hills and Tinto in the east it was limited only by the horizon. Cameras clicked constantly.


The descent was made on the east side of the hill for we could see the estate road that would take us to Glenbuck lying below us. At first the going was good, through the stunted heather. Some crystalline snow was found lying in dirty patches and Jimmy delighted in tramping through it - he had gaiters on. Then the short heather gave way to tussocks of rank grasses and the going got harder. Wet patches and sphagnum bogs were encountered. Jimmy took these in his stride - he had gaiters on - while some of the rest had to pick their way carefully. The group split into two, Jimmy and Rex and Paul (not forgetting Holly) forming the advanced group. The sluggards were waited for near the end of the estate road. Jimmy was not mocked again.

This road took us eastward yet. Lunch was taken where the road crossed the infant Douglas Water. The temperature rose. Davie, who is known for his short legged attire, regretted not wearing the shorts today. Jimmy stripped off his gaiters, unzipped the legs of his trousers and walked in shorts and T-shirt for the rest of the day. The road lead on. ‘Downward all the way’, said Davie. Alan would like it noted that there were at least two mountainous climbs on this downward journey. On the second of these climbs we disturbed an early butterfly but it was against the light and was difficult to identify. It might have been a small tortoiseshell. Eventually the road took us to Parish Holm Johnny, looking over the drystane dyke asked, ‘Is that the lake?’. As one, Jimmy and Paul (our token Englishman) exclaimed ‘LOCH!’. And Johnny’s an Irvine man. A great drift of snowdrops nodded in the spring-like sun at our passing from Parish Holm to Glenbuck Loch.

The east dam of the loch provided another rest in the sun while Holly swam and chased sticks in the water. A flock of oystercatcher sported above the loch and some golden eye floated on the water but, apart from a young mute swan, nothing else could be spotted as we walked round the loch to the bird hide. Again some rest was had for it was a day for such things. The River Ayr Way was picked up here and followed back towards Muirkirk. Davie commented on, criticised and condemned the block of zinc coloured metal purporting to be art that marks the start of the Way.

The long walk on the straight of the old railway was just that for this is a particularly uninteresting bit of countryside. Davie, Jimmy and Rex remembered this part from the last time we did this walk but, try as we might, we could not convince Johnny that he was part of the group that day. It must be his age. The overly dressed stopped to take on water and cool down. Jimmy was perfectly dressed for the conditions. Did he mock? No, he remembered the old proverb, ‘He who laughs last gets a smack in the mouth’, so kept his shut.

The pace was upped at Auldhouseburn road as the infantile jockeyed for position for the final sprint. It was good to note that no matter how fast Paul set the pace, the group stayed intact, a comment on the general fitness of us all now. Enough energy had been preserved for Paul, Jimmy and Johnny to attempt a run to the finish. Paul won. The *@***#!

We pinted that day in the eighteenth century Coach-house Inn in Muirkirk.

PS These jottings are a personal recollection of the day. If there are any anecdotes that you would like included plese tell me.