Whaur awa oan We'n'sday

Hi gowks,
Whaur awa are we next week? Wha's howf dae we gather in? Whit 'oor o' the clock? Dis naebody post sic information nooadays?
Look furrit tae it onywey.

Jimmy

'It's gie an easy speerin', say the beggar wife tae me.