These men have been masquerading as Early Ooters for some time now though neither of them has been through the initiation ceremony. If you see them stravaiging about the hills in the company of some decrepit auld codgers please report them to a member of the Ooters committee. A substantial reward will be offered for information leading to their capture providing the keeper is willing to open the collective purse.
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| Be careful of this one. He will try to trap you with legal jargon which we all know to be false information. |
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| Stand well back from this one. His right hand smash is lethal. |
Should you recognise either please contact Ooters Chairman on 0800 300 2005.
(Calls will be charged at an exorbitant rate)
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