Alan, Allan, Billy, Dan, Davie C,
Dougie, Hugh, Iain, Ian, Johnny, Kenny T, Malcolm, Rex, Robert
The occupants of Alan’s car made the
9.45am ferry from Largs by a whisker, but, nonetheless, a good contingent of
Ooters headed for Cumbrae on a day that promised lots of blustery showers.
Given the forecast it was decided that we would simply head up to the Glaid
Stone, continue down into Millport, and then return by Ferry Road.
The familiar walk up to our highest
point was made in good time and in very decent conditions, and for the most
part we were sheltered from the wind, but, because of this, we took coffee in
the calm at the benches just below the trig point. On the walk down to the town
the rain came, but nothing too drastic, and by the time we made the Garrison,
it had abated. We chose to have lunch in the Garrison café, watching, as we
did, the sunshine returning.
Having spent a leisurely forty-five
minutes there, it was time to move off and, as we did, the rain reappeared. It
did not amount to too much and by the time we were heading down towards the
ferry the weather had improved drastically. Passing the shore at the water sports
facility, we noticed a seal sunning itself on a rock not too far out into the
water. We’ve encountered a basking shark or two on the Cock of Arran walk, but
today it was our turn to witness a basking seal!
We reached the slipway at ten past
one, three hours and ten minutes after having set off, and having covered seven
miles. A good step out, as they say, and perfectly adequate given the very
changeable conditions, and indeed, it was raining again as we boarded the
half-past one ferry.
Wetherspoon’s was, as usual, very
busy, so we headed for Drouthy Neebors for FRT, but, as we got settled, we were
informed we could not be served as Dan was under eighteen. Only if a family
meal was bought could we have refreshment, and a couple of portions of chips
didn’t count. Not even the mention that Holly had been allowed to join us on
many occasions, and she was under eighteen, could sway the decision. So, we
left and returned to Wetherspoon’s and managed to get ourselves organised to
sit together. The licensing laws seem to be a strange thing and be interpreted
differently in different locations.
A lively hour and a bit was spent
here, and, eventually, most decided to make their way home. Not even the offer of
a complimentary third drink from Davie to celebrate his recent birthday could
tempt them to stay. However, he was kept company by his carers. How does the
song go?
When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a Valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a Valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine
Will you
still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four
When I'm sixty-four
Etc etc
The saga of Ian’s wallet
Ian couldn’t find his wallet after
having given Davie his kitty money whilst awaiting the ferry at Cumbrae slip.
He checked out his bag on the ferry but, on failing to find it, he returned to
Cumbrae to have another look, before returning to Wetherspoon’s after having
gone to the local bank to cancel his card. He was not a happy bunny, naturally.
On the way home we wondered whether he had simply put it in someone else’s bag
by mistake. To cut a long story short, when Allan was emptying his rucksack at
home, what should he find?
All’s well that ends well! Well,
nearly. Does this go down as a senior moment? Or is there a conspiracy theory?
Answers on a postcard please.
Cross your fingers and make a wish! |
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