Robert Is Cool

Robert is cool.
There’s nae doot aboot that.
Frae the heel o’ his shoes,
Tae the tip o’ his hat,
Robert is cool.

Robert is cool.
In the way that he walks,
In the things that he does
An’ the way that he talks
Robert is cool

Robert is cool.
It’s officially said
Oan the internet
Where the message wis laid,
Robert is cool.

Robert is cool.
The wee teenage lass
That sat at the back
In Robert’s art class
Says Robert is cool.

Robert is cool.
That got oor attention
An’ so did the times
That he happened tae mention
That Robert is cool.

Robert is cool.
If we hear that again
We’ll a’ lose oor cool
An’ inflict severe pain
Oan Robert that’s cool.

Sae, Robert the cool
Juist haud yer wheesht
Juist cool it a bit
An’ gie us a’ peace
Frae hearin’ ye’re cool.